Rihanna: Only Girl (in the world)

After reviewing the latest release from Rihanna’s 5th album “Loud”, the track proves she is NOT the “Only Girl (in the world)” who can mix vocals with auto tunes and come up with a sound that mimics a bad flashback of bell bottoms and disco balls with the geeky neighbor your mom promised you’d go out with because she owes his parents money. After the edgy, grit of “Rated R”, it was time for something a little more subtle and innocent. Unfortunately, the debuted track was more of a Lady GaGa bystander being side swiped by a choral collision.

Clearly, “Loud” has, at least, one track that should be played quiet……..or on mute, at best.